Yesterday I went down to the Parks and Rec office to sign up our company softball team for the spring league. When I did, I noticed a team that had already signed up by the name of Morning Lumber. Of course, being someone who still laughs at fart sounds and upon seeing other men get hit in the groin, I got a snicker out of their name (ha,ha lumber = wood, I get it). It made me think about all of the stupid rec team names that us guys come up with.
Examples:
The Awesome Juggernaunts - I played against this team in a basketball league. . .they had "Awesome Juggs" on their jerseys. My wife refused to attend any game when we played them :)
The 69'ers - This team from a flag football league I played in went for the easy, and not at all creative joke. . .and their name was banned after their first season.
Balls Deep - Another softball team I played against. . .they apparently thought they would hit a lot of home runs or something. Turns out they were horrible and could barely hit it past the infield. Ah, sweet irony. . .
Drunk Again and Looking to Score - I came across this one on another blog somewhere. . .it was from a kickball team in Minnesota. I thought it was good, so I included it :)
I know you guys and gals have some more. . .so let's hear 'em. . .
