Trust me, I know the Super Bowl is one dead horse that has been beaten to death over the past week or so, but some of my buddies and I were talking down at the Y about how none of us could understand why "The Hoodie" would go for a 4th and 13 in the first half of the game, especially with a lead. Of course, since my mind tends to wander, I began thinking about other things I will never understand. . .
My Wife's Suggestive Statements: Here's an example. . .My wife will say "Wow, that trash looks really full!" Instead of just saying "Hey, could you take out the trash?" Or "Gee, that shirt has a lot of wrinkles." Instead of saying, "Hey dumba$$, change your shirt or I'm not going anywhere with you."
Writing Checks: I was behind a lady in the grocery store who took out her check book and proceeded to write a check. Really, who doesn't have a debit card at this point?!?!
My Dad's Choice in Programming: Everytime I go over there, he's watching the Golf Channel, no matter what day or time of day it is. I never realized how many people who play golf are also bald and struggle with ED. . .because those are the only companies advertising on that channel.
Dangling Cigarettes: How are some smokers able to perfect the "dangling cigarette". . .they are able to talk and do all other kinds of things while the cigarette just dangles from their bottom lip. That has always amazed me. I was at a softball tournament one time when this guy gets up to bat with a dangling cigarette, hits the ball, and runs all the way to second base without ever touching it. . .one of the best tricks I have ever seen in my life.
Merge Lanes: Why do people drive all the way to the end of a merge lane and then stop. . .doesn't that defeat the whole purpose?!?!
Talking in the Bathroom: Why do some guys try to keep a conversation going once they enter a bathroom stall? There's a rule, once you close the door, the conversation is over, man. . .
I'm sure you guys have some things that baffle you. . .lay 'em on me. . .
